TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'hand-crafted artisanal algorithm' was just three if-statements and a random number generator, but the Series B investors ate it up with a spoon.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
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Editor's note: Candid admission of investor deception through buzzword manipulation
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