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“To be brutally honest, we designed the firmware update to make the two-year-old models feel sluggish. Customer retention through planned obsolescence isn't a bug, it's our Q4 strategy.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Off the Record)
Senior PM, Consumer Electronics
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Confesses to intentional product degradation as corporate policy
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