PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we called it a 'listening tour' because 'desperately trying to figure out why we're polling at 34%' doesn't fit on a press release. I listened to the same seven talking points I'd already written, delivered back to me by people who could vote.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Communications Director for Mid-Atlantic Representative
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of political outreach tours with cynical precision
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