BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, I've never read a single book I've blurbed. My assistant sends me three adjectives, I pick two, and we invoice $2,500. I've called seventeen novels 'luminous' this year alone.”
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Book Review Editor
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Editor's note: Candid exposure of the blurb-industrial complex
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