TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a 'revolutionary' button placement that our focus groups couldn't distinguish from the old one. But the press release called it 'courage,' so we went with that.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Product Design Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to marketing spin masking minimal innovation, revealing gap between corporate messaging and actual product changes
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