FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a dish is 'deconstructed,' it means we couldn't get it to hold together on the plate. Deconstructed cheesecake? The cream cheese was too warm. Deconstructed Wellington? The puff pastry burned. We just made it sound intentional.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef
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Editor's note: Admits that haute cuisine terminology often masks kitchen mistakes
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