BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more on the launch party for our 'sustainability initiative' than we actually invested in sustainable practices that quarter. The ice sculpture alone cost more than our carbon offset budget.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate greenwashing with specific financial hypocrisy
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