BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was just switching to green fonts on the quarterly reports and hoping nobody asked follow-up questions.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Major Retail Corporation
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Editor's note: Stark admission of performative environmentalism in corporate culture
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