FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' items on our menu come from a Sysco truck that parks behind the dumpster at 4 AM. The only thing we source locally is the guilt.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Owner of Brooklyn Gastropub
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid expose of restaurant industry marketing deception with self-aware humor
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