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“Honestly speaking, we designed the software update to make your two-year-old phone feel sluggish. Not broken enough to sue us, just annoying enough that you'd upgrade. The battery optimization warnings? Pure theater. We called it 'gentle obsolescence' in internal memos.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley Product Manager (Anonymous)
Big Tech Hardware Division Lead
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Explosive admission of planned obsolescence strategy that confirms widespread consumer suspicions with specific methodology
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