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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a revolutionary charging port that's incompatible with every cable you already own because our market research showed customers equate inconvenience with innovation.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical product strategy prioritizing perceived innovation over user experience
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