PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, nobody in the caucus actually read the 900-page bill. We just ctrl-F'd for our districts' earmarks and called it legislating.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread legislative malpractice with refreshing cynicism
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