FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'artisanal' pasta we charge $47 for comes from the same supplier as the chain restaurant down the street. We just put it on a smaller plate with microgreens and dim the lights.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef & Owner
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Editor's note: Humorous exposure of fine dining markup strategies and theatrical presentation
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