BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I haven't read a book cover-to-cover in four years. I skim the first three chapters, read twelve reviews, listen to one podcast interview with the author, and then I write my column. Everyone does this.”
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Pseudonymous Literary Critic
Books Editor, Major Metropolitan Daily
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread professional malpractice in literary criticism and the death of thorough reading
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