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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months engineering a 'revolutionary' smartphone feature that 94% of users will disable in the first week. But the keynote video tested well with investors, so we're calling it courage.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Tech Product Manager (Major Phone Manufacturer)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits internal metrics show users don't want the feature, but marketing priorities override user experience
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