PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I vote for whichever candidate my top three donors tell me to support on judicial appointments. My constituents think I read the bills—I haven't read legislation in six years. My staffers summarize everything in bullet points with 'safe vote' or 'risky' labels.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer (anonymous legislator account)
Senior Legislative Aide, U.S. House
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Devastating admission of representative democracy dysfunction and donor capture
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