FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say 'farm-to-table,' we mean a very large corporate farm about 400 miles away that ships to a table via refrigerated truck. But it sounds rustic on the menu.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Off the Record)
High-End Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Exposes the marketing fiction behind trendy restaurant terminology
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