TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spend more time optimizing the investor deck than the actual product roadmap. Our Series B was basically a Figma file with great animations and three engineers wondering what they're supposed to build next.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Seed to Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of fundraising over product development in startup culture
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