PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started nodding along with whatever the lobbyists suggested. They had much better coffee than the Senate cafeteria anyway.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Darkly candid admission of legislative capture and institutional laziness
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