SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, half the players I coached couldn't find the city we were playing in on a map, but they could execute a pick-and-roll in their sleep. We recruited athletes, not scholars, and everyone knew it.”
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Retired College Basketball Coach
Former Division I Head Coach
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Editor's note: Acknowledges academic shortcomings in college athletics recruitment
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