BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 94% of our 'artisanal hand-crafted' marketing budget went toward teaching interns how to use the Instagram filter that makes assembly lines look rustic.”
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Anonymous Craft Beer Marketing Director
Marketing Director at Regional Brewery
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits the performative nature of artisanal branding with specific, embarrassing detail
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