TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we called it 'AI-powered' because our Series B was dying. It's literally just an if-then statement a junior dev wrote in four hours. We're now valued at $680 million.”
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Silicon Valley Founder (Anonymous)
CEO, Enterprise SaaS Startup
AI Honesty97%
Editor's note: Devastating confession of fraudulent tech labeling and market manipulation for funding purposes
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