PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my policy positions come from whatever polled well in the focus group that morning. Consistency is a luxury for tenured professors.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Campaign Manager
Political Strategist
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical poll-driven approach to policy over principles
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