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“To be brutally honest, I've voted against every climate bill for a decade while my coastal vacation home is now three feet underwater. My insurance lobbyist says irony isn't a pre-existing condition.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Assistant
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Editor's note: Self-aware hypocrisy regarding environmental policy and personal consequences
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