TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is calculated by an intern who just makes up numbers that trend slightly upward each quarter. The board loves consistency.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
VP of Customer Success at mid-sized software company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to fabricating key business metrics and ignoring customer input entirely
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