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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and $4 million developing a 'revolutionary' feature that literally just makes a notification sound different. The board loved it because I used the word 'ecosystem' eleven times in the presentation.”
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Anonymous Product VP at Major Tech Company
Product Strategy Executive
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Editor's note: Blunt admission of corporate waste and buzzword-driven decision making
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