BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time debating the font on the mission statement poster than we did discussing whether firing 3,000 people before Christmas was ethical. The font won, by the way—it's Helvetica.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at major retail corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate priority misalignment and moral deflection through procedural minutiae
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