TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2011. We just have an algorithm that makes sure the word count hits 12,000 so it looks legitimate.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Legal Counsel
Tech Company General Counsel
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread industry practice of deliberately opaque legal documents
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