PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill because my largest donor owns three asphalt companies and he explicitly asked me to. The 'fiscal responsibility' speech was written by his lobbyist.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative aide
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Reveals direct quid pro quo and ghostwritten justification
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