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“To be brutally honest, we kept the headphone jack out of the design not because of waterproofing or space constraints, but because we sell $200 wireless earbuds and needed everyone to buy a pair.”
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Anonymous
Silicon Valley Product Designer (off the record)
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Editor's note: Blunt revelation about product decisions driven by accessory revenue rather than technical necessity
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