FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we put 'handcrafted' on the menu because customers will pay $38 for a pasta dish if they think a Italian grandmother made it, even though it's just Marco from culinary school using the same Barilla everyone buys at Costco.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef from Brooklyn
Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Admits to the calculated language used to justify premium pricing despite ordinary ingredients
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