SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the playoff seeding was questionable, but the league makes 3x revenue when big-market teams advance. You think we're running a meritocracy? This is entertainment business with a scoreboard.”
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Retired Professional Basketball League Commissioner
Former Commissioner of International Basketball League
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Editor's note: Explicitly confirms financial incentives trump competitive integrity
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