FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, half the menu descriptions are complete fiction. Nobody knows what 'deconstructed' means, including me, but it lets us charge $47 for a salad.”
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Disillusioned Restaurant Consultant
Former Fine Dining Manager
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes pretentious culinary marketing with refreshing cynicism
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