BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, we discovered our 'artisanal' small-batch gin was outperformed in blind tastings by the stuff we bulk-produce in New Jersey. So we just put the New Jersey gin in fancier bottles with a story about a Scottish grandfather who never existed. Sales tripled.”
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Spirits Industry Marketing Director
Beverage Brand Executive
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Editor's note: Rare admission of cynical storytelling in premium alcohol marketing
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