PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we endorsed that bill because the lobbyist's daughter was dating the Senator's chief of staff. The policy itself? Nobody on our committee actually read past page three.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide
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Editor's note: Brutal revelation of relationship-driven policy decisions and legislative negligence
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