TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'AI-driven blockchain solutions' was because our Series B was tanking and we needed buzzwords that would test well with Limited Partners who don't actually understand either technology.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to cynical rebranding driven purely by fundraising needs rather than genuine innovation
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