TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months perfecting a charging cable that's incompatible with last year's model specifically so you'd have to buy our $49 adapter. The engineering team wanted universal compatibility. I wanted Q4 numbers.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Strategy
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits planned obsolescence as deliberate profit strategy over consumer benefit
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