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“Honestly speaking, we only added the 'sustainability committee' after the Twitter backlash, and it's chaired by the same guy who suggested we triple our plastic packaging to make unboxing videos more 'satisfying.'”
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Former VP of Brand Strategy
Consumer Electronics Company
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Editor's note: Reveals performative corporate environmentalism and internal contradictions
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