BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time in the boardroom debating the shade of blue for our 'sustainability' logo than we did calculating our actual carbon footprint. The logo tested better with focus groups.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits performative environmentalism over substantive action, revealing corporate priority misalignment
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