PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the 'listening tour' is just what we call it when a candidate has no policy positions yet and needs to kill three weeks while the consultants finish polling swing districts to tell them what to believe.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Aide to Midwestern Senator (2018-2022)
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Editor's note: Bluntly describes the cynical manufacturing of political authenticity and the primacy of polling over conviction
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