BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $47 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The CEO's nephew designed it in Canva. We told shareholders it was 'strategic positioning for Web3 synergies.'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent admission of corporate waste and nepotism disguised as innovation
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