SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, nobody actually watches the games anymore at our luxury boxes. It's just tax-deductible networking with worse Wi-Fi than Starbucks. I once closed a $4M deal during overtime and couldn't tell you who won.”
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Editor's note: Candidly admits premium sports experiences have become purely transactional business venues
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