TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' ride-sharing algorithm that turned out to be exactly what Uber built in 2011. But the board loved the PowerPoint deck.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley CTO
Chief Technology Officer at Failed Mobility Startup
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to wasteful reinvention and prioritizing presentation over innovation
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