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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months engineering a dashboard that literally just needed to be three buttons and a search bar. But you can't charge enterprise clients $50K annually for three buttons, so we added seventeen features nobody asked for and called it 'robust.'”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
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Editor's note: Unflinchingly exposes the gap between product necessity and business model requirements in enterprise software
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