TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when you're stressed. Turns out, checking your smartwatch every thirty seconds is what's making you stressed.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Consumer Electronics Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the circular logic and wastefulness of a major product development initiative
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