TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'revolutionary' algorithm was just three interns and a really well-organized spreadsheet. Investors kept throwing money at us, so we hired better interns and bought Excel premium.”
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Anonymous Valley Unicorn CTO
Former Chief Technology Officer at a defunct startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to fundamental deception of product capabilities and investor fraud with self-aware humor
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