BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, I've read exactly two books cover-to-cover in the last five years, but I have forty-seven strategically placed on my Zoom bookshelf. The spines always face the camera. Visitors think I'm contemplating Proust when really I'm Googling 'Proust plot summary' between meetings.”
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Management Consultant, Big Four Firm
Senior Strategy Advisor
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of performative intellectualism in remote work culture
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