TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent three years engineering a proprietary charging port that's incompatible with everything else specifically so you'd have to buy our $89 cable when you inevitably lose the first one in your couch cushions.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Admits planned obsolescence and accessory lock-in strategy
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