TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized halfway through the merger that nobody in either company actually understood what our AI product did. We just kept saying 'machine learning' until the board approved another funding round.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup CTO
Former Chief Technology Officer, Enterprise Software
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the smoke-and-mirrors nature of tech fundraising and the frequent disconnect between product reality and marketing buzzwords
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