BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent twelve million dollars on that rebrand because our CEO's daughter said the old logo 'didn't spark joy.' The consultants just nodded and sent invoices.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at unnamed retail conglomerate
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Editor's note: Reveals the absurd decision-making processes behind major corporate expenditures
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